Clothes, we are told, maketh the man; but is it true? And even if it is, do they maketh the boogeyman? This may seem like a simple question, but when we look closely, we find that there is much therein to ponder, and much to learn.
Pandas and Socks
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Episode Twenty-Four
So ZK is gone... or so we've been led to believe. But is he really? Can the furry menace really have returned whence he came? It's Ndbag telling us this, so we're forced to believe that it's true. On the other hand, we know in our hearts that he's not far away, that if we turn a corner that dread countenance may well be there, grinning at us with those hideous teeth. So whom do we trust: ourselves or Ndbag?
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Episode Twenty-Three
My friends, I must apologise. It has taken long months to escape from the dread dungeon in which I was imprisoned, being forced to tunnel out using nothing but a rusty spoon, and bolstered only by the song in my heart. "A song?", I hear you wonder. Yes, friends, a song. For I knew that I would escape. I had righteousness on my side, a spoon in my hand and a song in my heart. But the joy of my inevitable escape was tempered by the knowledge that I must apologise not just for the delay in returning to the bosom of the internet, but for the lapse that occurred in these pages. I must, of course, apologise to you, the reader, but also to Ndbag, he whose words I seek to interpret, and who can only be disappointed in what was, after all, a lapse in security that allowed the dread, slavering hordes that comprise the minions of ZK to infiltrate the mountain-top château where these words are penned.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Episode Twenty-Two
A sock, we learn, is only as strong as its weakest thread. When we read this we think immediately of ZK and his plans to... No. It can't be. Surely not even ZK would... It seems to horrible to contemplate. But there it is, staring at us. The enormity of such a devious plan can only...
Tell everyone. Tell them now. He must be stopped. Grab your pitchforks and your torches, and join together. If this is allowed to go on, then we're all--
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Episode Twenty-One
http://www.ndbag.com/story/comic/21.html
So Ndbag is telling us to beware of goblins bearing gifts. On the face of it, this is surprising; can he really be objecting to Pluto's relegation? It seems unlikely, but the very fact that he brings up the subject forces us to consider the proposition in an objective manner.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Episode Twenty
Today's lesson from Ndbag is a surprising one. As we examine his words carefully, we realise that the hidden meaning is, on this occasion, that there is no hidden meaning.
He is telling us that the early boogyman gets the lint.
And therein lies the paradox.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Episode Nineteen
Gentle reader, your chronicler is bemused. Has Ndbag turned to the dark side? Tired of his attempts to confer wisdom upon the slack-jawed yokels who comprise his followers, has he had enough? Have we offended him somehow?
Or is there more to this 'ZK' than meets the eye?
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